ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

i like him

keep him

"Look for the pose, everyone!”

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW